Building on the Interior Fringe? Want all the amenities available to you on the Edges?
Then look no further than "Tele-Port-A-Potty"! Your one stop shop for immediate waste removal and clean water availability!
No need to worry about tanks or expensive piping, with cheap installation and ambient recharging all of your waste will be 'Ported into nearby underground rock! And clean and hot or cold water can be available as well, for a small additional installation fee!
Call today for "Tele-Port-A-Potty" convenience!
disclaimer; Do not put living beings into Portal, do not tamper or alter the ambient magica system, If parts of the house begin to be drawn into Portal- immediately vacate the residence.