God's will is present in all things, as she has reshaped the world to fit the needs of her chosen children, Humans. Take for instance the expensive yet lovely "banana". Sealed tight in a waterproof container, it fits the hand perfectly, and even changes color to indicate when it is ready to be consumed. Useful for either stopping or starting excretions, it additionally can be used in a wide variety of baking! Truly this is-

It was made that way by humans in pre-(H)istory? What? No, that's silly. How would- oh. Well, then God made humans capab... that was pre-God times? Ridiculous! She existed through all time!! Enough!!

-A recorded lesson given to a class by the Wizard Dietician Claudia Blacktower