URGENT RECALL URGENT RECALL URGENT RECALL

Immediately bring back all MEACHES to location purchased OR dispose of and BURN immediately. DO NOT CONSUME MEACHES. DO NOT PLANT MEACHES.

Some SMALL quantity of people have experienced MEACHIFICATION. This is NOT a reversible condition.

BURN OR RETURN ALL MEACHES IMMEDIATELY.

And coming soon, NEW! Sweet Jumbo De-meated Peaches! All the flavor of a Meach, none of the flesh corrupting properties!

-Continental Food Production Co.