Hey! It seems like some of you are spending your off time "acting" and "performing" in "plays"? I looked into it, and it's kinda cool! I'll allow it, you're welcome! However, what's with the subject matter? Performances about toiling at the bottom rungs of society? Two demons serving under warring masters that want to be together? A play about falling in love with a demonic artifact? These are weird! You're being weird!
Going forward I'd love it if you could make a super cool play about a better subject. Me! That would be so coool! Please do that, and also if you don't I'll kinda be upset. Oh I could play myself!! That would be so nice! I don't have a lot of time so I won't be able to show up much, but when I do won't that be a treat?
Oh this will be fun! Okay go on, write something up and I'll read it tonight, bye bye!
-Announcement from the Demon Master Sangui to her followers