I have long heard of the many flora and fauna located on the New Land, but have always chosen to avoid going there as it lacks many modern conveniences, to the point of killing most who try.
HOWEVER I have been challenged by the "so called" Wizard Dietician Claudia Blacktower!
She has scoffed at many of my postulations about food we no longer have access to on the main Continent!
We shall quest forth, gather up the necessary ingredients, and then battle in a MAGICAL FOOD COMPETITION.
I shall obviously be the victor. Also I hope to find some fatty tuna.
-Writings by the Wizard Dietician Johnny Walker