We are pushing the very boundaries of Magical Food Science. No, it is more accurate to say that we are off the map, truly in uncharted territory.

Once food is more capable of consuming you than you are of consuming it, is it even food anymore?

But I have been shown behind the curtain, and I see now that "food" is not such a simple concept.

Ultimately, what is *not* food? All energy, all life... it consumes and is consumed in turn by whatever is stronger.

I dream endlessly of being a fruit on a tree, about to be plucked.

-Journal entry of the Wizard Dietician Claudia Blacktower