Come and watch the spectacle of the ages! Drinks and Refreshments will be served! Four-hour Runtime! Based on TRUE events! Laugh! Cry! Think hard... and ponder. 

Written by ME! Directed by ME! Do I possibly star in it? IF you are LUCKY!

-Demon Master Sangui

There's really no other way, is there.

-Demon Master Jern

Should we choose someone else? Please?

-Demonic Master Buzhum