Dear Diary,

Today I woke up, and I was back in the Demonic Planes.

I only have one way of describing the experience I just had. "ow".

But, hey, I'm still alive and I get to chill in a nice soft bed, and eat mediocre food. But *free* mediocre food!

I guess Cezar is still up there. It's been a while. I hope he's okay.

... he'll be fine. If he wasn't so incredibly lazy I think he'd be a kind of powerful demon.

Also, like, humans just aren't that scary? 

He'll be fine.

Hope he comes home soon. I miss him.

-Diary of Scrambles