Jahi, I think you are pretty cool. I saved up and got a REAL human finger, which I thought you'd like to eat.
It was part of a hand, but it looked a bit too tempting, so I ate the rest of it. But it was really tasty, and I think you'll enjoy the finger a lot!
Would you like to go to the arena later tonight?
p.s. do we have a test later this week? Or was that today?
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