The Meach is an abomination against GOD AND HUMANITY! If Her Great Self wanted us to enjoy a savory meaty fruit then SHE WOULD HAVE CREATED ONE!
Meat grows to perform a function! It is fat, and muscle, and ligaments, and FLESH! Fruit grows its sweet form as both an attractant and fertilizer, it only achieves purpose in death!
To change the beauty that is meat into something that is only ever made to be consumed... no other purpose... no soul...
It's also just UNSETTLING!
The angels are looking upon us with JUDGEMENT!
-Demand to the Walled Cities to cease the sale of meaches, by the Wizard Dietician Claudia Blacktower