NEW from Continental Food Production Co.

Busy? Gotta GO GO GO GO? Introducing NEW Feeding bag with magica pump and caffeine infusion!

Simply slap the bag onto your side, insert the magica tube, and get ready for a BUSY DAY.

Feeds, hydrates, and caffeinates for TWELVE HOURS STRAIGHT. 

Comes in Razzin Razzberry, Norishin' Nana', and MEACH flavors!

Available anywhere fine, high quality, and discerning foods are sold!

[discontinue use if you find yourself unable to eat any other foods.]

[discontinue use if the magica tubing continues to thread itself into your body beyond the stomach]

[discontinue use if dreams become overly centered on feeding bag]