NEW from Continental Food Production Co.

Love Turkey? But like STEAK even more? But ALSO crave the tender texture and sweetness of a ripe peach? INTRODUCING MEACH, THE TASTY FRUIT WITH THE TASTE AND ROBUSTNESS OF MEAT!

Sweet, SO juicy, and extremely filling, each Meach is a meal unto itself! Cook it or eat it raw, Meach is a delightful snack or new ingredient in any meal! Sautée with vegetables or slice into your morning cereal, each Meach is sure to thrill and dazzle!

Available at any grocery store that is worth going to!

Product warning;

DO NOT PLANT THE MEACH. BURN SEED AFTER CONSUMPTION OF FLESH.