I have embarked on the most CRUCIAL of tasks.
I am not allowed to say whom I am working for, but let me tell you that there is NOBODY more prestigious in the land, or dare I say, above it.
All my current research has been developed from the study of Gerda the Slayer, a person who I have become somewhat besotted with.
She has not responded to any of my letters, if you would be so kind as to direct her to me I would be VERY grateful.
Perhaps I could even help you improve your somewhat novel "Construct Wizards"?
-Crumpled letter from the Wizard Dr. Marrow, addressed to Queen Augustine