NEW from Continental Food Production Co.

Have you EVER wanted to NOT EAT AGAIN? Against ALL OUR BETTER JUDGEMENT we're proud to announce the new EVERFOOD ALL LIFE REPLACEMENT!!

Waking up, eating, working, eating, getting ready for bed, eating, waking up in the middle of the night, eating, sleeping some more, eating while sleepwalking. EXPENSIVE! TIME CONSUMING! UNNECESSARILY SOCIAL!

The NEW EVERFOOD ALL LIFE REPLACEMENT swaps out your stomach for a PROPRIETERY MANA FOOD SOURCE! Simply gather ambient energy by EXISTING! LIKE A PLANT! 

PERFECT for Adventurers to BATTLE INTO THE INTERIOR WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT SUPPLIES!

Available NOW!

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